Short riff:

For my 11th birthday, I went to Sizzler. Despite eating 5 different deserts and having to undo my velcro on my boardshorts, I went for another one.

Eventually, I threw up. Still, I managed to finish that last dessert. I've never been one to waste stuff, which is why I don't understand why customers pour a glass of water, take one sip, then leave—almost like they want to quench a thirst they don't have.