Remember the cappuccinos you used to get at your local Italian corner store in the 90s? Remember scooping out all that foam and having to lick off the chocolate sprinkles that'd catch on your nose?

What you're remembering is the 90s Cap. It was a beautiful thing. The barista would aerate the milk until you got almost a meringue-like texture and then scooped the foam out using a spoon until the coffee looked like a chocolate-covered pavlova.

But then it got replaced.

It got replaced by hipster barista's who prioritised latte art over a protruding foam-top which means the consistency of the milk is more like a flat white.

And no one wants that.

But don't fret.

Today, for this week's story, I'm going to teach you how to make your own 90s Cap.

Click HERE to learn the secrets behind the coffee of your dreams.

Now, you may be thinking, "I don't need to know how to make a 90s cap. I drink an almond latte."

That's like saying, "I don't need to know about how to learn how to make the best pizza in the world. I'm on the Keto diet."

And what I'd say to that is, it's not just about you.

This is about spreading the joy of the most amazing drink ever invented. And no, I'm not even being hyperbolic here.

The 90s cap is proven to increase serotonin levels, your IQ, and make you more attractive. Don't believe me? Then read this fake testimonial:

"I had no job. I was sleeping in my car. But then I started drinking 90s caps. And now I feel slightly better. Still sleeping in my car with no job, though."

— Sir Capalot.

You, too, can have this life.

So what I'm saying is, click the darn link.