A man in a suit ordered one bagel, one donut, and four coffees.

I said, "No worries. That's $32.00."

He fumbled for his wallet. He opened it and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. "I only have a twenty," he said.

I didn't respond. What did he want me to say to that?

He looked down at his wallet then back up to me and said, "Can I still have it?"

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P.S.

I've been quiet on this blog because I've had many things pulling me in different directions but that doesn't mean I have stopped cherishing you. I also have a book coming out. More on that SOOOOOON.

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